Wednesday, July 3, 2013

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Mexico Edition (and pictures!)

Ever since we got back from Mexico, Chris and I have greeted each other every morning with frowny faces, with the mutual understanding that coming back to reality, simply put, sucks. Mexico was AMAZING to say the least. So amazing, in fact, that I'm already plotting ways to earn money so that we can go back someday. While the overall trip was amazing, there were also some not-so-amazing parts, like with every trip. And what better way to tell you about our trip than in list form?! (What can I say, I'm a lazy blogger)

 So without further adieu, Mexico! 
the good:
::Drinks! drinks! and more drinks! Pina coladas, mango coladas, mango-pina coladas, mango tangos (all virgin, of course)--you name it, we drank it. Several times... a meal, or in between meals, or just whenever a drink tickled our fancy. There were times that I swear the drinks would just appear out of thin air, and of course, we would drink them without question. So yummy, and so not healthy for you in any kind of way despite the excuses we tried to make for ourselves.  I bet they aren't too bad... they use real fruit in them, right?!
 ::The upgrade in our rooms. Footsteps away from the beach and pool. Complete with a Jacuzzi tub in the bathroom! (Thanks mama and papa Gourley!)
::Getting to know my in-laws even better. The conversations get a lot more interesting when there are no kids present ;)
::Mexican night! Nothin' better than those street tacos and fresh pico.
::TOUCHING A SEA TURTLE. Hands down my favorite part of the trip.
::Pass the pigs! Oh goodness, just play with the Gourley family and you'll understand why I love it so much.
::Chris winning the ping pong tournament at the resort! He even got a medal for it.
::Casino night! I understand now how people get hooked. You really do believe that you are special and there's no way you're going to lose this time.
::The photoshoot Chris won at casino night. HA! A photoshoot. The last thing Chris would like to win is a photoshoot. I'm so grateful he did though, because they actually turned out pretty good! I like that we got to bring home a souvenir from Mexico that we can keep forever. Chris was such a good sport throughout the photoshoot, too. What a keeper.
Behold:






You like, no?

the bad:
::My abrupt kiss with a pool boy! Just kidding. It was the water aerobics instructor, but he really did kiss me. The little trickster indicated with his index finger that I should kiss him on the cheek, so as soon as I puckered up and went in for the cheek, he turned his head! Did I mention that this was in front of a huge circle of strangers? Did I also mention that we had to kiss everyone in our circle on the cheek at the end? All I wanted to do was enjoy some family-friendly water aerobics with my mother-in-law! ...What happens in Mexico?
::Sushi. 'nuff said.
::My bargaining skills. Just don't take me to a Mexican street market. Unless you like to be stared at with a "What the hell should I say?!" look. Also, I don't know how to say no. 
::Mosquito bites and then more mosquito bites. At least they were tan mosquito bites, right?
::The fact that there was one couple missing from our trip. We missed Jason and Deanna! 

the ugly:
::Humidity. More specifically, doing Zumba in the humidity. At first I thought I would be lookin' all hot like the girl in Step Up 2, you know, when she's dancing in the rain? Yeah, no. Just hot and sweaty. Exercise and humidity is not a good look for Shayli.
::The aftermath of Mexico. I'm STILL making constant trips to the bathroom (TMI? Probably) and suffering from what I can only assume are pina-colada withdrawal headaches.

And there you have it! The good, the bad, and the ugly of our Mexican experience! I'm sure there's a lot more I could add to the good list, but like I said, I'm a lazy blogger. 

Cue picture dump!











 never again.










 Pure joy.




 Proof that Chris can make friends no matter where he goes... Thanks Pablo for letting us pet the turtles!













 "salad"











 It never gets old.

El Fin.

13 comments:

  1. Oh I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE these!!! I keep asking Mike "can we please go back?" I loved being there with each and every one of you, and seriously Shayli, you crack me up!!!!

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  2. The Good:
    Double razor back or leaning jowlers
    Gourley kids beating the in-laws at beach volleyball
    Chris' new top collection
    Emily's pass the pigs premonitions

    The Bad:
    The night Chris and I saw a couple in the shower through the window--when Chris realized you can see right through those windows...
    An extra night in Charlotte, NC
    Leaving a night early

    The Ugly:
    My mom said thank you for not mentioning it

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  3. OK, we thought of some more:

    Good:
    Mexico Kat and Shayli from Kentucky
    Sea kayaking
    When the boys came home alive from their Mexican adventure
    Eating skittles in a foreign country

    Bad:
    Abel having a day off...how dare he?!
    Mike losing his wedding ring in the pool (though Good: Jon finding it)
    Pat and Ken's volleyball skills

    Ugly:
    Did you know some people show up to Cancun in only one pair of Superman undies? They just rinse them out in the pool. --that ones from my mom

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  4. The Good:
    Golf carts that cruise around the resort, so you don't have to walk to all. Just lay by the beach and sip pina coladas.
    A motorized raft at the swimming pool (maybe not that good for dad)
    Mike's face eating sushi
    Fish swimming in the ocean
    Learning how to body surf
    Aqua color of the water
    Swim-up bars

    The bad:
    The fung-shwe sand garden after Mike ate sushi
    Feeling of drowning when you are learning to body surf (Shayli and Mike can both agree).
    Dad's anticipation as he was watching everyone eat street tacos at Mexico night while waiting for our table at the Hibachi grill
    Mike and Em volunteering loans while negotiating with street vendors

    The ugly:
    Chad losing at water volleyball

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  6. The good:
    The in laws redeeming themselves at water volleyball.
    Finding seashells with Tom on the last day.
    "The new Kat"
    Tom G and Martha getting a towel dinosaur complete with rose pedals in their room (their immaculate, spotless room).
    The fact that it was 68 degrees in the rooms (I'm sweating while I write this)
    Kat's drink orders.
    Our Chef's laugh at the Japanese restaurant + WOO WOO!
    Our official unofficial cabana spot by the volleyball court.
    Discovering chili cheese fries at lunch.
    The "nuggets" at Mexican night.

    The bad:
    Walking on the beach (Charley horses anyone??))
    Kat and Jon's pass the pigs skills.
    The ice cream machine being broken ("what there's no I've cream?! What do you mean there's no ice cream?!!)
    CHAFING. becoming very aware at how much your thighs touch.
    Getting alcohol in my drink... Twice.
    Being too sunburnt to get a demo massage.
    Discovering chili cheese fries at lunch.

    The ugly:
    The Vegas show.





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  7. The good:
    Being the designated drink taster to determine if it was alcoholic or virgin.

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  8. The good: winning a free night of baby-sitting from pass the pigs
    a full moon on the ocean while a sea turtle climbs back to the water
    skinny dipping
    The dessert platter Abel brought us...we miss you Abel...
    Mom and Dad saving us places at the beach every morning so we could sleep in an extra half hour

    The bad:
    being stuck naked in the pool and realizing that those people over there were probably taking pictures of us
    Kat putting my underwear on
    Baked Alaskan dessert--NOT virgin

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  9. First off... I love reading your blog because I can just hear your voice and see your facial expression with all your words. Your writing is seriously amazing. Hahaha but really... I aspire to it.

    Drinks!!! So glad you had drinks all day everyday in Mexico! That is my favorite part. The photoshoot was EPIC!! Seriously makes me pee that Chris won that.

    I can't believe you don't like sushi...

    I'm jealous you touched a sea turtle.

    The Mexicans selling stuff is quite scary and I just told them "es un gateau en me pantalonies" so they looked at me funny back. Seriously.. it's a charm. Worked all the time.

    P.S. For returning trips to Mexico... don't get a massage on the street unless you don't mind somoene rubbin' the boobs. :/

    So happy you went!!! Ya'll are such a great couple.

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  10. Okay. that "salad" looks AS BAD AS PREFERENCE!

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  11. Okay last comment I swear haha. That beach is GORGEOUS!!! Pool bars are so fun.. probably my favorite part of Mexico. I love your tan and white swim suit. Annnnd did you try vegas rolls of sushi??? Cuz those are good!!

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  12. Oh staaaaaaaaahp, Rach! You are too sweet :) Thanks ma lady! I think it was the Vegas roll? I was not a fan haha I still gag thinking about it! Maybe if the sushi was deep fried I would eat it... MAYBE. I'll just stick to my greasy french fries and burgers, thanks! Oh, and the "salad" there made our preference ones look like Thanksgiving dinner! haha at least I didn't have to pay for that salad ;)

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  13. The ugly:
    Gaining FIVE pounds in Mexico.
    Trying to run 2 miles after discovering said weight gain.

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